natnovna:

Me: literally saws my phone in half
Phone: your storage is almost full

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officialunitedstates:

if you’re angry at someone for something ask yourself if a kangaroo was right in front of you would you rather get mad at the person or look at the kangaroo.  if it’s the kangaroo then what you’re mad about isn’t important at all.  wow i love kangaroos

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the-birdlady:

my family and friends trying to get me to leave the house

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